KNOCK KNOCK JOKES!! | jinrikisha

KNOCK! KNOCK!

let me be the first one hehe! pero baka alam na to ng iba. ang corny neto so humanda kayo! knock knock! who's there? LUYA, KANGKONG, GARLIC, TOMATO, JUICE, LAING, MECHADO, BISCUIT PANCAKE, MUFFIN, MILO, GATSA, CHAMPORADO all of the above,

My Mom Got Jokes On Ke$ha

So we're watching the Dick Clark New Years Eve show, and Ke$ha comes on to perform. My mom has this really puzzled look on her face. She then starts squinting, trying to get a clear view of Ke$ha, I guess, and then, I shit you not, tears form in her

Jokes ni Enzo

lalaki naligaw sa isang village lalaki : manong , san po ba papunta ung daan na yun ?? matanda: naku iho .. pasensya na ha ? pero sa tinagal-tgal ko kase sa lugar na ito .. di ko pa nkitang umalis ang daang yan

Spark knock, hard starts and Sea Foam

L05 engine. Experiencing occasional hard starts. Car is pinging off the line at light throttle till you push the pedal down a little more, up hills ect. I am going to assume it is carbon build up. Will seafoam in the brake booster line help clear up these

Knock, knock.

who's there?

More grammar jokes

Today in Spanish, we were going over a worksheet. Some girl had to fill in the blank with the correct form of a verb. She conjugated it wrong, so the teacher was asking what the subject of the sentence was. One of the questions she asked was, "Can

WTB: MINT Luke Farmboy (Blonde Hair) & variants

WTB: Mint Luke Farmboy (Blonde hair) Must be in absolute MINT (fresh off the card) condition. Will buy with or without saber. Will pay GOOD MONEY for it. I can pay by paypal and will cover fees and postage costs. I am also looking for the

FS: Glasslite VLIX - Brazilian Droids

I´m selling one of the rarest Glasslite VLIX from Brazilian Droids in great condition as you can see on the pics. I already sold one on Ebay on February and decided to sell this one now. I´m looking for $ 3.000 on it, paypal only. Here are the pics:

KALYE BERDE JOKES !

Miguel: Naeenjoy mo ba? GRO: Ang alin? Miguel: Itong ginagawa ko sa iyo. GRO: Okay lang. Miguel: Anong okay lang? GRO: Mas nararamdaman ko kasi ang pagbangga ng betlog mo eh. Mister: Aba! Ayos na pala itong mga hotdog na handa sa birthday ni Junior,

Jokes of the weak!

This weak was really full of jokes enjoy: By DBmovie_Boicot! By Skritz! By Son Goku! By Ningen! By Superman! By Superman! By Son Goku! My comment: *still dying out of laugh...* I LOVE YOU PEOPLE SO MUCH this

Cincy Fan's Corny Jokes

What do you call a cow with no legs?

"Inspired" vs. Copying

Okay, we've all done it. We've seen something we like and we tried to emulate it to learn how to do it. Some of us then twist it and make it our own. Which is what we should do. But then... Someone in "Where's the Beef" ran into, effectively, her

Clean Sweep - Show Us Your Brooms

I always like the collaborative threads were people posts trees in a common theme. I don't recall seeing a theme on broom styles. There are so many variations to the broom style that it might be interesting to see what gets posted. So sweep out those