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funny things ppl shouldnt say in pwi

While passing by Sanctuary on WQ: Random person: "Can you res me please?" Me: *looks at the crossbow my character is holding* /facedesk "Why yes, of course I'll res you. Let me just fire arrows into your corpse 'till you come

Funny things kids say

my daughter (6) is constantly making me laugh. She just came and to ld me that they are moving to the game room for a dance off cause daddy ruined the other dance off and they are busy doing famous dances. We also went camping a few days this last

Interesting things you see randomly

figured i'd start a thread about random interesting or funny (or whatever) things you see in your day to day happenings. my job is to read every electrical meter on every house, so i walk around alot everyday, and see some cool/crazy/interesting

Funny things you see...

post funny things here that you see, Note, they must be words only please, no inapropret comments Obama looked at Oprah, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."

20 fun things to do in Kmart

1) Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts while they aren't looking. 2) Challenge other shoppers to a duell with tubes of gift wrap. 3) Take the signs that say "Caution - Wet Floor" and move them to carpeted areas.

Funny Things that were said in RPGs

Nothing new here, but my wife reminded me of a few of the best lines that got said during some sessions of WFRPG: By our Veteran after decapitating a Khornate Cultist with an axe: "Yum, tastes like Blood Flavored Corn Syrup." Of course it has

Easy things to make and sell

As some of you know im moving over to part time work soon. I was really hoping to get my craft on and maybe top up my wages by making things to sell in my free time. I tried jewellary making but its quite expensive to do and dont really have the money to

Funny Christmas / Xmas Cards - Funny snowmen cartoons, Funny santa cartoon greetings cards.

Here are my funny xmas card designs, available at Zazzle. Click on the links to order. Funny santa and present. Funny santa and reindeer. Funny snowmen.

Hybridity in Arudhati Roy’s The God of Small Things

Hybridity in Arudhati Roy’s The God of Small Things Postcolonialism deals with the effects of colonization on cultures and societies. As originally used by historians after the Second World War in terms such as the post-colonial state, ‘post-colonial’

top 10 things a man would do if he had a vagina

Top 10 Things A Man Would Do If He Woke Up In The Morning With A Vagina: 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if they could finally do a split. 7. Cross their

~Lunar Academy~

In Lunar Academy a place for all monsters and creatures alike goes there.... As the Long days ahead for the academy secrets are hidden,people are strange, even the head master is lurking a dark secret.... Will there be a Secret hidden in the school?

BAWW thread

Just like old times. Why do all professors schedule tests at the exact same time? It's like they all get together in the league of evil teachers and decide the bast ways to ruin our lives. I spent two weeks with hardly anything to do, and now I'm

Would you rather

As per the forum rules, please keep all "wyr" questions PG-13. (preferably completely clean if we can). The game is simple, you ask a question with two choices. Next person answers and asks another question. It's fun. Promise. WYR: Have your