Here are some:
Q: What is Paul's favorite fruit?
A: Apaul.
Q: What is Paul's favorite seafood?
A: Octopauls.
Q: Use Paul four times in a sentence.
A: Paul, be carepaul! You might paul in the swimming paul.
Translations:
1. Apple
2.
Hey guys,
So I am working on some writing of mine. And the brother and sister have this competition to say the corniest jokes/ just jokes that really should not have been made they stink that much. This is where you all come in. Does anyone have an
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Post in this topic if you know any good jokes, whether they be Star Wars, Lego, or random jokes.
What is like a rancor's horn?
His other horn!
Pretty cheesy I know..... Can you do any better?
Got these in an email - they made me smile
I met this bloke with a didgeridoo and he was playing Dancing Queen on it. I thought, 'That's Aboriginal.'
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This lorry full of tortoises collided with a van full of terrapins. It
Today in Spanish, we were going over a worksheet. Some girl had to fill in the blank with the correct form of a verb. She conjugated it wrong, so the teacher was asking what the subject of the sentence was. One of the questions she asked was, "Can
The following are just made for Beryl forums. Hope you guys like it.
~ Do you know you're like a pencil case, because you kept me in order?
~ Do you know you're my spiderman because you saved me when I was in the pit of my life?
~ Do you know
Miguel: Naeenjoy mo ba?
GRO: Ang alin?
Miguel: Itong ginagawa ko sa iyo.
GRO: Okay lang.
Miguel: Anong okay lang?
GRO: Mas nararamdaman ko kasi ang pagbangga ng betlog mo eh.
Mister: Aba! Ayos na pala itong mga hotdog na handa sa birthday ni Junior,
This weak was really full of jokes enjoy:
By DBmovie_Boicot!
By Skritz!
By Son Goku!
By Ningen!
By Superman!
By Superman!
By Son Goku!
My comment:
*still dying out of laugh...* I LOVE YOU PEOPLE SO MUCH this
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5.00 am for an early morning business flight to Chicago. Not wanting to be the
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Post in this topic if you know any good jokes, whether they be Star Wars, Lego, or random jokes.
What is like a rancor's horn?
His other horn!
Pretty cheesy I know..... Can you do any better?
post all of your jokes here old ones, new ones lude and crude ones.you can make them as long as you like
ill shall start.
four nuns die an go to heaven
st peter asks have you had any contact with a penis
1st:i once touched one with my finger
peter
